yuppie water

Water infused with/steeped in fruits or vegetables for people who can't drink it straight.

Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut

Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.

by Ian Broswell March 2, 2010

yuppie water

Bottled spring water that one purchases.

In the summer, the pretentious couple drinks yuppie water instead of going to Starbucks.

by redhed311 April 14, 2005