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your dick's in my dad's mouth

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.
by millihenry November 8, 2018
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your dick's loose

a not uncommon response to someone who talks a lot of bullshit or doesn't know what they're talking about at all, or someone of questionable sexual preference. also used to insult pretty much anyone at any time w/o any cause, mostly males.
Person A: That String Cheese Incident show rocked. They were throwin' down somethin' fierce.

Person B: Man, your dick's loose.
by Igz November 22, 2006
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National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day

A wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
Bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick
by TheRealUrbanDicrionary October 17, 2018
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National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day

Celebrated on November 16th, this is a wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick
by ouwuma November 15, 2019
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Get your dick out of my Dad's mouth

Hey you, get your dick out of my Dad's mouth.
by Dom0126Dom March 21, 2017
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National suck your boyfriend’s dick day

doesn’t matter where when or how, just suck that dick.(April 12th)
It’s april 12th bae I’m finna devour that dick. National suck your boyfriend’s dick day
by National suck dick day April 12, 2019
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Suck your dad's dick on the Moon

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you
"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."
by Big Beefy Supreme February 11, 2021
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