Your cousin

When someone asks you who their date and or lover is.

Joe: Guess who I'm going to prom with?
You: Your cousin?

Your cousin by xX-_<>UWU<>_-Xx October 15, 2019

your cousin

Like "yo momma" only... your cousin. Because this one is NOT way overused. And much cooler. Thanks to Kylie, Carolynne, and their tireless efforts to rid our generation of stupid catchphrases.

cafo cofo

AND IT'S YOUR NOT YO, STUPID SICK FREAKS. Your cousin is ashamed of your pronounciation.

"You're so stupid." "You slept with your cousin."

"What's up?" "Your cousin!" "That's suggestive." "Go rape a cadaver."

your cousin by Meg Malm Is Your Cousin "Ewww, creepy!" January 7, 2005

Your cousin a muslim 

The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.

billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "

billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"

Your cousin a muslim by juanbombel May 14, 2018

Your cousin a water moccasin 

One of the worst things you can say to someone, especially if you are losing an arguement. Once used, the victim(s) involved will instantly have their license to live revoked.

Quinn: Your mom gay

Brad: Your dad lesbian
Kevin: Your brother a mother
Yanni: Your sister a mister
Colin: Your granny a tranny
Earl: Your grandpap a trap
Devin: Your niece obese
Sal: Your cousin a water moccasin

*All but Sal's existence instantly get wiped out*

Your cousin a water moccasin by crazysubaruL3GACYej20 February 15, 2023

Your cousin’s a muslim 

When you and your friend already made all the come backs you can, and this is your only last rhyming opinion of a comeback.

Melanie: your mom’s a big gay
Hayley: your dad’s a lesbian

Melanie: your granny’s a tranny
Hayley: your brother’s a mother
Melanie: your cousin’s a muslim

Your cousin’s a muslim by Shoenightgoodys June 11, 2018

Your cousin a dyke 

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".

John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.

Your cousin a dyke by xynoxis May 12, 2018

and then I fucked your cousin 

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

and then I fucked your cousin by The Gerb May 18, 2010