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your black 

dumb, idiot, stupid, retarded, a jackass, and/or a close homey.
If someone is acting like the definition, you then say "your black"!
your black by 1face June 8, 2003

Your Black 

Someone who you’ve known for less than a month but your absolutely obsessed with them and can’t get them out of your head.
your black is my mum
Your Black by hazamazahaza May 22, 2023

It's Cuz Your Black 

A saying that is said everyday usually in a non-racial (most of the time) way, this quote is used just to mess around with your black friend, but may still get mad because you said it, however this is a very popular catchy phrase that should get said at the right unexpected moment, and is usually always funny if used at the right time and not exaggerated.
Leondre: Yo Izzy.. I didn't get the job at pizza hut..

Izzy: It's cuz your black.
It's Cuz Your Black by izzy863 February 23, 2010

getting your black belt 

Having sex with a black guy/girl for the first time when you are not black.
hey dan, i heard you "getting your black belt" last night... latoya is a screamer.
getting your black belt by sbman January 14, 2011

This is your black Friday come early. 

An event kind of like a blue moon, something that doesn't happen very often.

An offer that you can't let go cuz it won't be as good of an offer the next time, if it's even there.
A really hot male or female who is way out of your league that you've admired all your life is a little bit tipsy at a party. And suddenly they find you attractive.

Dude, Sheila is all over me.

You better take advantage of that, this is your Black Friday come early.

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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