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Young Dagger Dick 

A nickname for 19 year old, south Florida rapper "xxxtentacion" (Jahseh Onfroy). In his first interview after being released from jail, he explains that the nickname refers to his penis size. He says the length of his penis is good (7 or 8 inches), but that the girth is lacking. He compares it to an E.T. finger. Despite this, he doesn't seem to encounter any sexual problems.
Me: I love X, he is my soul mate. I would do anything to be with him.
Drake: You wanna get with Young Dagger Dick?

Me: It's not the size of the wave that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. I wanna be his emo bitch.

Young dagger dick 

When your penis is bigger than an average persons dick but has hardly any gerth
Young dagger dick by Rip x June 21, 2018

Young Dagger Dick 

A male with a good penis length (7 or 8 inches ideal), but lacks in width.

Famously quoted and pioneered by XXXTENTACION, which is his primary nickname. #RipX
Female - So how big is your dick?

Male - Pretty big

Female - Like what's the length?

Male - I'd say like 7 or 8 inches.

Female - Okay, but what about the width?

Male - I would say 1 or 2 inches.

Female - Well okay Young Dagger Dick.

Young dagger dick 

Aka The legend Xxxtentacion or triple X

Rip X we will always love and remember you
Hey did you listen to SAD! By young dagger dick !!
“Yea it was great I love him
Young dagger dick by seulgi June 29, 2018

Young dagger dick 

xxxtentacion describing his dick

Skinny like e.t. finger

Having no girth on his dick but its pong like a dagger
So how did you get the name young dagger dick

Oh well see my dick is long as fuck but skinny it has no girth to it
Young dagger dick by Dummy boy April 8, 2019

Young dagger dick 

A boy that has a 20 inch dick and all the bitches like it
The word young dagger dick means that you have a long dick
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

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SkyPesos 

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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

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Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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