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When you can't think of a good comeback this is it. In BadlyDrawnMCR this is Frank Iero's comeback to everything and I love it

"Jurad u tit, meh Nat tah pikal"
(Gerard you tit, me not the pickle.)

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are you titting me

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

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When you get pissed at something and your freind decide to say dont get you're tits in a twist

Person 1: fortnite is the best game
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke

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Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"

Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

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When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.

Hey franco calm you're tits. Says Carlos

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A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

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