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You stole 

You stole it!
Hym "I didn't lie about anything. You stole! You literally tried to steal my soul. You pranced in here an stole what was essentially the Hellraiser cube. Why would you do that? Have you seen Hellraiser? Do you know what happens if you solve the cube? That's why we don't steal things we don't understand."
You stole by Hym Iam September 10, 2025
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You stole my goddamn house! 

Iconic scene at the back of a limo when Kim Richards points out that her youngest sister, Kyle, is a f*cking freeloader and that she, along with Kathy Hilton took advantage of Kim's disadvantaged economic situation at the moment of their mother's passing.
Kyle: After everything I've done for you, everything I've done for you, being always there for you.
Kim: Everything you've done for me!?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, everything I've done for you!
Kim: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!

You stole my ace! 

When someone steals your ace
Person 1: *Steals ace*
Person 2: "YOU STOLE MY ACE!"
You stole my ace! by Neovo90 September 27, 2017

You stole my big pot 

You stole my big pot something in fortnite when some fucking cunt steals your big pot.
You: you stole my big pot .
Friend: I'm dead fuck idoit.

drive it like you stole it 

Drive fast; drive as if you stole the car and the police are after you.
If you are not here in ten minutes, I'm leaving without you. So put the pedal to the metal and drive it like you stole it.
drive it like you stole it by Albert February 15, 2004
Word of the Day on September 14, 2012

drive it like you stole it 

to drive a vehicle faster and more recklessly than it should be driven, acting as if you aren't the one paying for the repairs.
"you drive like my grandma, get on the gas and drive it like you stole it"

Drive it like you stole it 

"Drive it like you stole it" can mean to live life in the extreme. To live wildly and recklessly. To live dangerously.
- Why did you snort those lines of illicit drugs off of that hookers back?

- Sshheeeuuuit! "Drive it like you stole it" cuz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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