Definitions by Neovo90

Jurytorticollis 

A condition in which a pathological histrionic liar looks at the jury after every single question to appear honest but failing miserably, thus resulting in an injury to the neck muscles, more specifically to the sternocleidomastoid.

"Oh man, if they keep turning their head like that, they'll get jurytorticollis"

Jurytorticollis by Neovo90 June 7, 2022

You stole my ace! 

When someone steals your ace

Person 1: *Steals ace*
Person 2: "YOU STOLE MY ACE!"

You stole my ace! by Neovo90 September 27, 2017

Puggs Law 

Punching someone in the titties hurts.

According to Puggs Law punching in the titties hurts.

Puggs Law by Neovo90 June 2, 2017