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Jurytorticollis

A condition in which a pathological histrionic liar looks at the jury after every single question to appear honest but failing miserably, thus resulting in an injury to the neck muscles, more specifically to the sternocleidomastoid.
"Oh man, if they keep turning their head like that, they'll get jurytorticollis"
by Neovo90 June 7, 2022
mugGet the Jurytorticollismug.

You stole my ace!

When someone steals your ace
Person 1: *Steals ace*
Person 2: "YOU STOLE MY ACE!"
by Neovo90 September 27, 2017
mugGet the You stole my ace!mug.

Puggs Law

According to Puggs Law punching in the titties hurts.
by Neovo90 June 2, 2017
mugGet the Puggs Lawmug.

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