you prick
when a bad driver insults another driver, that actually is doing law perfect things. Or it's just a british man trying to insult you, when you've done nothing.
you prick by fuckmeevenharder November 3, 2017
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fuck u you giddy prick
fuck u you giddy prick by ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━- ╮ ┃ September 14, 2016
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you prick • fuck u you giddy prick • Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month • You picked the wrong house, fool! • "You pick the map" • you picked the wrong house fool • You pick the wrong house fool. • DUNNO YOU PICK • Flick before you pick • I pick you by the nekvellen
You picked the wrong house, fool!
A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.
Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!
You picked the wrong house, fool! by Gamma the Enigma August 19, 2016
You picked the wrong house, fool!
"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER
You picked the wrong house, fool! by Dmitri Strelnikov January 19, 2017
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!
Big Smoke
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL! by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018
You pick the wrong house fool.
You pick the wrong house fool. by Big Smoke Hates CJ June 16, 2019
Flick before you pick
flick before you pick is an action you should always perform when picking out a lighter at the local gas station, deli, and/or bodega.
Flick before you pick by SOULoutrageous December 1, 2009
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