you on one 

Phrase. Meaning you're acting crazy or goofy or all worked up

Can also be used just as a funny phrase after everything anyone says

Example 1:

Sarah: "im getting married next week!"
Chloe: "you on one"

example 2:

Tyrone: "hey baby I know this our first time meeting but do curious question do you squirt?"
Ashley: "nigga you on one"

you on one by JessRex August 9, 2017

Are you on one 

Up for anything

Are you on one tonight because i need to get crazy.

Are you on one by Champion Man May 12, 2006

I'll get back to you on that one 

A phrase often used to indicate to you that:
1. The person has absolutely no idea what you just said.
2. You are a complete loser and the other person just does not want to talk to you.
3. Is trying to avoid the question.

Did you hear our professor's ludicrous rant on the consequences of mal-formed subprime mortgate ratings?
-Uh, I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey man, wanna go somewhere?
-I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey, where's that 10 bucks I lent you the other day?
-I'll get back to you on that one.

I'll get back to you on that one by DanLi February 18, 2010

I got you on a loud one 

"I got you on a loud One" is used for anybody that you talk to. When you owe your friend money you could say "I got you on a loud One". It's basically saying "I gotchu" but the loud one stand for some thing big, a lot of money, a lot of anything. Besides it's fun to say and it comes in handy sometimes

"Hey dude you got my money"....
"Yea man I got u on a loud one"
""Alr thx man.. Make sure you get all my money
Yea I got you on a loud one

I got you on a loud one by NAUGHTEST SANTA February 21, 2018

lay one on you 

To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”

lay one on you by 023701 March 2, 2024

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" 

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" by Evoslip April 25, 2009

Get one up on you 

Generally said by a female- In reference to getting a guys dick up, before pleasuring it

I will get one up on you ;)

Get one up on you by Jamie12356 October 26, 2010