you need

A low key way for asking some one if tgey need drugs wothout asking directly.

Dealer: you need?
Buyer: ye bro what you got

Dealer: what you need

by Trifeknife December 7, 2016

You Need It

if you need it you must get it from a giver to not need it anymore. Also a giver must tell you wether you need it or not you do not have any authority to say whether you need it or not. also you must be over a 6 in hottness to need it.

holy shit you need it you really fuking need it

by jbonegiver October 17, 2010

what you need, when you need it

What some website domains say when they're

A: for sale

B: the website is down

"I think I'm gonna go to *******.com, that's one of my favorite sites!"

Computer: *******.com: What you need, when you need it

"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Net_Bastard April 30, 2010

You Need Jesus

Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.

Dude: Man, I should SO kill that hooker right now.
Dude2: You need Jesus.

by Whistledink April 7, 2010

You need Jesus!

Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return

Bethany: I have a foot fetish
Mike: You need Jesus!
Bethany: OMG I know

by realniQQa143 April 27, 2016

You need Jesus

People on this website..

If you are on on urban dictionary you need Jesus

by Mhmyensn May 18, 2022

You Need Jesus

When someone in your squad is cutting the fool, or says something perverted as fuck that makes you laugh.

"Lord, that punannie was so tight, I thought she was underage!"

"You know you need Jesus, right?"

by theradicalthinker August 26, 2016