you need
you need by Trifeknife December 6, 2016
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You Need Jesus
Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.
You Need Jesus by Whistledink April 7, 2010
You need to talk to Jesus
You need to talk to Jesus by talk2me-JCH2 October 9, 2023
you need a cactus up your ass
One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass
you need a cactus up your ass by Cactus:) February 11, 2015
You need some milk
You need some milk by Best.nothing August 21, 2016
you need some milk
you need some milk by Mojo Jojo Sugapimp April 16, 2016
You need Jesus!
Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return
You need Jesus! by realniQQa143 May 27, 2016
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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