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The gayest insult that you can say to a person.

Bobby- HAHAA you have no friends, loser.

Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.

Bobby- HAHa you loner.

Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.

Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.

Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.

Bobby- That's what friends are for.

her- true dat

you have no friends by Me me self and I April 17, 2010

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YHNF- You Have No Friends

The popular xbox clan who enjoys jokes about jacking off and 5 inchers. YHNF FOR LIFE. Once you go YHNF theres no turning back.

Michael you fucking slutbag.....YHNF- You Have No Friends

YHNF- You Have No Friends by The Pale Kid April 17, 2011

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When you have no friends

When you have no friends and you have to sit alone at lunch and break

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When you have no friends

When you have no friends by Been flicker 101 November 13, 2019

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Have You No Friends?

Irritating question best used after arguing with someone, and then proving them wrong. Once they realise that they are being beaten, or are wrong, say in a high, stoned voice: "Haaaave you no friends?!?"

<SergioTehArab> HAHAH THOSE FUKING ASAIN PPLZ THORT IT WULD B FUNNAY TO KNOK DOWN THE EMPYRE STAET BILDING!1
<NeeSheeShee> That never happened, assface.
<SergioTehArab> ...
<NeeSheeShee> HAAAVE YOU NO FRIENDS?!

Have You No Friends? by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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