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Look at ya you FAT BITCH!!! 

Fat Ugly bitch impossible for a human male is to have sex due to the huge internal volume of her Vagina.

The sheer size of her belly cause the Vagina to extend into the fat bitchs abodomenal cavity. It takes a at least a four foot horse penis to fill the fat bitches vagina cavity bot length wise and by circumfrence. The larger members off the FAT BITCH species are too large for the horse cock and require a giraffe or elephant cock to fill the cavity.

When the FAT BITCH is impregninated the FAT BITCH is able to give birth to a another FAT BITCH thus spreading the FAT BITCH Species. The gestation time is less then a week to to the volume of food ingested per day.
"Look at ya you FAT BITCH!!!" YA FUCKEN BUSHPIG GRAPE LOOKING SLUT!!

Fuck you fat bitch party 

when two unfavorable, extremely fugly dykes get together by themselves, to trash talk an ex that they share. it is clearly not a party, since it only consists of two people, and the ex is neither fat nor a bitch but a beautiful, young woman who is a wonderful person. these poor, poor woman just have nothing to do but obsess over her, because they have no lives. one will live on to be a big time waitress, and be famous and rich and the other will grow a penis from all the rugby and steroids.
lee luw and ky guy from washington vagina attend Fuck you fat bitch party (ies)

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch 

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

Fuck off you fat arse bitch 

Your mom
Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH 

THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN ASS BITCH why you took me off the motha' faking' schedule with yo trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch im coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass thin haired bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat your ass bitch cause Imma show you not to play with Jasmine Collin's money bitch thats the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white mother fuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing good or doing anything for them motherfuckin selves ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat your mother fucking ass thin haired smelling white dog smelling ass bitch
use it in a song THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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