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you bite the peach the peach bites back 

Idubbz Said this in a food review
Person 1: I got peach juice squirted in my eye

Person 2: You bite the peach the peach bites back
Person 1: WTF

do you bite your thumb at us sir 

used in Romeo and Juliet. during that time period it was the equal of flicking someone off= highly offensive.
"do you bite your thumb at us sir?"
"yeah, wanna make something of it?"

Bit That You Bite 

When you wanna drink orange juice but the orange juice touches the bit that you bite on your lip.
Reggie: "Dude! The orange juice just stung the bit that you bite!"
Bartholomew: "Thanks for the warning! I'll be cautious for the bit that I bite!"

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.
Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

bite me you gastric sum bitch

when you get really mad at a fat ass person because all they do is annoy the hell out of you
Wendy: Hello
Eric: Bite me you gastric sum bitch

National Bite someone you love day 

Biting someone as it to show affection to them.
Me: “bites”
Crush: Ow! Why’d you do that?
Me: it’s national bite someone you love day….
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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