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you and i 

You and I were a mistake.
you and i by Chhdujjftufjvhfgg March 18, 2017
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You and I both know 

This is a phrase used to give self assurance and confidence. It actually means "I know"
You and I both know that Cindy doesn't sleep around.

You and I both know the builders will be finished next week.

The check is in the post- you and I both know that

You and I Are Tight 

A hand sign for friends.

Place your thumb against the palm of your hand, then cross your middle and ring finger. The pinky finger represents the word 'you', the index finger represents the words 'and I', and the crossed middle / ring fingers represent the words 'are tight'.

Now, with your other hand, point to your pinky, index, and crossed middle / ring fingers, respectively. "You and I are tight".

*special thanks to Justin for this one <3*
Dude 1: Are we really best friends?
Dude 2: Are you kidding?? *makes hand symbol* You and I are tight!
You and I Are Tight by _allismine_ December 20, 2006

You and I Collide 

Me and my womans scent when making love
I love the smell of you and I Collide
You and I Collide by Spyderwear August 23, 2022

fuck you and I hope your dog dies 

Used when "fuck you" just isn't quite enough.

Between You and I 

A phrase that incorretly replaces "me" with "I." As many English speakers are ignorant of their own language, the speakers have trouble with the usage of "me" and "I."

This phrase is typically said by those trying to act smarter than they actually are. They believe that the rest of the world says the phrase "between you and me" incorrectly and are trying to show off their smart ass. However, they are just idiots.
Presenter: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....

Guy 1: (To Guy 2, in a whisper) Between you and I, this guy is boring.

Guy 2: And you are trying to be a smartass, but failing. That makes it worse.
Between You and I by Dakarai007 March 22, 2011

under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I 

best story ever watch out for paper hearts and the time 5:53 though someone also needs to tell yeonjun to stay away from fires bestie really said 🔥 🏃 ♂️ anyways you should really read it
Person 1: under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I had my crying myself to sleep
Person 2: #relatable
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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