you wot

A phrase which one says when he does not have a single fucking idea of what another person has said to him to the degree that he is offended.

Often followed by saying m8, with emphasis on the 8.

Foreigner - *Says something you have no fucking clue about in another language*
You - you wot

you wot by Sjdjwodndlfkejejwowjshisjqoroe June 17, 2016

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YOU WOT M8?!?

A funny expression that anyone outside of the United Kingdom uses. Can be used in any situation no matter the circumstance.

Guy 1: Oi, did you know that I like men?
Guy 2: YOU WOT M8?!?

YOU WOT M8?!? by Bologni6 October 24, 2022

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you wot • YOU WOT M8?!? • you wot mate • wot you on? • Wot you fuckin lookin at • You • You're Fired! • you got served • you know • you are

you wot mate

alr lads so i gotta explain this bloody thing when a bri’ish guy gets insulted and he’s full bloody bri’ish then he gonna say “YOU WOT MATE”

Person 1: oi mate you ugly mate
Boris Johnson: YOU WOT MATE ARE YOU BLOODY MAD

you wot mate by smmr <3 January 13, 2023

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wot you on?

What Are You Doin?

Or What Drug Are You On?

Girl: *Jumps Up And Down Screaming*

Boyy: Wot You On?

wot you on? by Cressiiebabes February 10, 2008

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wot you on?

it means what are u doing?

Boy: wot you on?
Girl: just chattin you?
Boy: same

wot you on? by xXxkatxXx November 6, 2006

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Wot you fuckin lookin at

Another Chav phrase simply meaning 'Is something the matter?'

Wot you fuckin lookin at you fat shit!?

Wot you fuckin lookin at by Thomas Fathers March 14, 2006

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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