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You mine
show me yours i'll show you mine
younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'
show me yours i'll show you mine by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
I'll tell mine you're gay
I'll tell mine you're gay by EKimLipse November 2, 2023
you not mine
you not mine by november 2016 December 24, 2016
You are mine
Girl: hey listen up
Boy: yes
Girl:"looks at his eyes with a stern look and grabs his face" You are mine
Boy: ok babe
Girl: đ
Boy: yes
Girl:"looks at his eyes with a stern look and grabs his face" You are mine
Boy: ok babe
Girl: đ
You are mine by Mike the quiet one December 14, 2021
eight you skate nine you're mine
The golden rule of interstate driving when the speed limit is 70 MPH. 78 MPH will allow you to go unseen by cops, but 79 MPH will most result in a traffic violation known as failure to observe the speed limit.
Little Johnny: "My mother always said to watch your speed limit in this area because it's the eight you skate nine you're mine type of district."
eight you skate nine you're mine by alexgonzales101 October 2, 2013
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expertâs specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be âeggheadâ, âsquintâ, or âgeek.â
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or âbafflingâ to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or âbafflingâ to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but donât want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, itâs only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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