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fuck you james 

What you say to James for being a fucking fuck.
James: Yea, I knew the marriage was over. I didn't think I should tell you though...
B: Fuck you James!
fuck you james by ScootDog March 20, 2017

fuck you james 

What you say to James when he is just being a god damn shit head.
(James), "I've pretty much mastered mechanics for most champs."
(Other guy), "Fuck you james."
fuck you james by caleb8116 May 22, 2014

Have you seen James?

When a girl fancies a guy, they will ask them "Have you seen James?"
James means good looking guy, it's the female version of "How you doing?"
Girl : "Have you seen James?"
Boy: "No"
Girl: "Cool"

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

Youjamesin 

To not respond or be busy doing unimportant things
Tim didn't answer his phone. I text him asking Youjamesin and he admitted he was busy laying in bed watching Hannah Montana.
Youjamesin by BGianni March 9, 2010
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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