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1. You’re lame/corny af

2. You’re mean or don’t give a fuck about anything
1. That joke was green as fuck on god.

2. You stole from a grandma? Bro you green for that.
2. You green af for kicking the wheelchair kid.
You green by FLling March 11, 2021
You are lame as fuck or not cool
you green by Jdiggy5 February 22, 2017

i green you 

green(in terms of revealing love)
#meaning
*can't take my eyes off you
*am so into you
*shot full of love
*tree represent green
tree produces oxygen
and so i do need you to survive
i green you

you are my green
i green you,Darling
i green you by Mrs.Catlady October 13, 2018

I green you 

It means you are real life follower of alone life, you are follow philosophy of paresh gohil ( alone boy) , the name is suggest by paresh gohil
Example : I think that i green you

2 girls buy you a green shirt 

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome
Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked

not as green as you're cabbage looking 

Said upon discovering that an individual is not as unintelligent as initially thought. (Chiefly (NW) British Isles, slang, could be construed as complimentary)
"Eee! I thought you were as thick as two short planks, but it turns out you're not as green as you're cabbage looking"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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