Witty (or smartass) response to when someone calls out for God, Jesus, or other holy figures or deities. Often used to stiffle someone else's overreaction, while also serving as shameless self-promtion into holiness or godhood.
Can bee seen as the quicker and less patronizing version of the "Don't call me that in public!" response.
Can bee seen as the quicker and less patronizing version of the "Don't call me that in public!" response.
by Acronymus February 14, 2017
The same as 'what is your name'
by not-a-pony November 1, 2013
A random response to any question or statement thrown at you by others.
Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.
Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.
Guy: I like your shirt.
Girl: Are you calling me fat?
Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?
Girl: Are you calling me fat?
Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?
by K_Lizzle November 13, 2006
When a white person has had too much to drink and believes that he is blac, then goes on a an anti racist rampage.
by stusx10 April 26, 2015
A male friend who gets involved with all of the girlfriends, of his male friends, but strictly in a friendship way.
Ted, from the movie "Jingle all the Way".
Ted, from the movie "Jingle all the Way".
Example 1.
Friend 1:
"Great!, Alfredo added my girlfriend on Facebook."
Friend 2:
"Don't you mean Ted did?"
(Alfredo is a Friend You Call Ted.)
Friend 1:
"Great!, Alfredo added my girlfriend on Facebook."
Friend 2:
"Don't you mean Ted did?"
(Alfredo is a Friend You Call Ted.)
by XxbuRd3nxX June 19, 2011
Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.
John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.
Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?
JS Mill: What? No....
Kant: Well shut up then.
Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?
JS Mill: What? No....
Kant: Well shut up then.
by Mook November 13, 2004
Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?
Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?
Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?
Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.
Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?
Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?
Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.
by ObviouslyDizzle December 10, 2006