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It is a mating call. It is a method of summoning your fellow persons. It MUST be spoken the way Yoshi from Mario Kart says it. Can be used when changing lanes IF you have a green car (preferably a throw-up colored 2003 Lexus ES).
I spot a fellow persons across the room. How else can I grab their attention but to do the ONE. MOST. IMPORTANT. CALL.
"Yoshiii!" I squealed across my 5th period Econ class. The spectators ask what Yoshiii is. "Yoshiii is the mating call," I snapped back. She immediately turns her head in one sharp movement, making her hair slap against an asian guy next to her. Her double chins emerges and her eyes dilate. It has begun...
yoshiii by badbitchmihk March 16, 2020
Words you can keep
Someone who can kill and defeat evil pink robots.
Oh Yoshimi! They don't believe me, but you won't let those robots defeat me.
yoshimi by yoshimi April 18, 2005

Yoshimitsu 

(1)Leader of the Manji Clan and the BEST character from Tekken. A ninja who wields a cursed sword, and whose armor changes between games. Speaks in Japanese, can beat anyone, and has been in the series since the beginning.

(2)The sword wielded by the aforementioned character.

(3)A character in the Soul Series who is similar to the Yoshimitsu of Tekken. Wields a cursed sword, leads the Manjitou, and is the best character in the game. Was succeeded by his disciple in SoulCalibur V.

(4)The sword wielded by the aforementioned character.
Yoshimitsu (吉光) was originally introduced in Tekken. Due to his unique look and fighting style he has proven popular amongst fans and he has returned for all subsequent sequels. Additionally, an analogous character bearing the same name, weapon, clan, and background was later carried over into Namco’s Soul Series of fighting games, making his debut in Soul Calibur and once again returning for all of the sequels. This has led fans to speculate about the connection between the two series and the history of the character. Yoshimitsu is one of the most recognisable characters outside of the series even with his ever changing appearance, becoming a Namco Bandai staple.
The drummer for the now broken band, X-Japan. And also very very sexy. And he owns everything.
"Microsoft doesn't own everything. Yoshiki does."
Yoshiki by Lady Subaru April 2, 2004

Yoshikitty

The first ever Hello Kitty to be officially named after somebody. Yoshikitty is modelled after the famous Japanese multi-instrumentalist Yoshiki, and she also shared his famous look of half-spiked-half-wavy blond hair, purple eye shadows and black clothings, although she retains her cute red bow.
I saw a Yoshikitty in the office, whose is it?

Where can I get a Yoshikitty?

Yoshiki brought Yoshikitty to the interview!
Yoshikitty by arsenalx January 20, 2013
Hot, hot drummer of band X-Japan and is fucking better looking than Justin Bieber
:) Ohhh Yoshiki should put his legs on my neck
Yoshiki by Hide's girl July 24, 2011

Yoshimitsu 

1) From Tekken series: As the leader of the Manji Party, Yoshimitsu dedicated himself to providing food, medical assistance, and shelter to the ever-increasing number of political refugees around the world. Unfortunately, with a constant lack of necessary funding and manpower, Yoshimitsu was unsure about the future of his organization. When Yoshimitsu heard about The King of Iron Fist Tournament 4, he envisioned a union between the Manji Party and the Mishima Zaibatsu. With this dream in mind, Yoshimitsu decides to enter the Tournament immediately. He must defeat Heihachi Mishima at any cost.

2) From Soul Calibur series: There was once a ninja clan that was massacred at the hands of a vengeful lord. Yoshimitsu, the sole survivor of that clan, swore to avenge the fallen, but was no match for the army that protected the lord. Helpless and alone against the enemy, Yoshimitsu the avenger was chased off. Although he lost one arm during his harrowing escape, he managed to cheat death only because of his considerable ninjutsu abilities and a great deal of luck. Despite this experience, Yoshimitsu could not give up his desire to avenge his clan. He saw opportunity in a rumor that circulated within Japan during that time and decided to travel overseas. Soul Edge, the ultimate sword—if only he possessed that sword, he would surely be able to cut down an army at will. Yoshimitsu traveled across the continent, chasing down rumors of the sword. When he finally reached Europe, he came upon the aftermath of a massacre. During that time, a series of mysterious killings wreaked havoc and spread terror across Europe. The bloody carnage before Yoshimitsu’s eyes reminded him of the slaughter of his clan.
Yoshimitsu by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003
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