It is a mating call. It is a method of summoning your fellow persons. It MUST be spoken the way Yoshi from Mario Kart says it. Can be used when changing lanes IF you have a green car (preferably a throw-up colored 2003 Lexus ES).
I spot a fellow persons across the room. How else can I grab their attention but to do the ONE. MOST. IMPORTANT. CALL.
"Yoshiii!" I squealed across my 5th period Econ class. The spectators ask what Yoshiii is. "Yoshiii is the mating call," I snapped back. She immediately turns her head in one sharp movement, making her hair slap against an asian guy next to her. Her double chins emerges and her eyes dilate. It has begun...
"Yoshiii!" I squealed across my 5th period Econ class. The spectators ask what Yoshiii is. "Yoshiii is the mating call," I snapped back. She immediately turns her head in one sharp movement, making her hair slap against an asian guy next to her. Her double chins emerges and her eyes dilate. It has begun...
by badbitchmihk March 16, 2020