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When your friend leaves a group of friends saying that they'll come back and doesn't come back for an hour or more.
Damn she hasn't come back yet? What a freaking yompf.
yompf by blopnebops January 17, 2023
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yompitude 

n. 1. is like an attitude.
For example, yompitude can be played over a chord progression.
yompitude by ytsan jourhadique January 11, 2009
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Royal Marines slang describing a long distance march carrying full kit.
Yomping
The most famous yomp of recent times was during the 1982 Falklands War. After disembarking from ships at San Carlos on East Falkland, on 21 May 1982, Royal Marines and members of the Parachute Regiment yomped (and tabbed) with their equipment across the islands, covering 56 miles (90 km) in three days carrying 80 pounds (36 kg) loads.
Yomping by Captain Awesome1991 November 14, 2011
Refers to Youngstown, Ohio. A city known for violence, robbery, mafia, corrupt pollitical figures, and high unemployment among other things.
You have to be nuts to live in Yompton.
Yompton by Mike Mannozzi December 28, 2005
Another word for saying something is 'Fat' or 'Yummy' or to say someone has a rockin body.

Founding Fathers- A. Ramos, N. Zamot, C. Sergeant
ex: Dam that shit yompin. *as you see a girl with a fatty walking*
Yompin by lumberjack26 November 29, 2016
A Team Fortress 2 6v6 Invite player who is currently working alongside b4nny.
He is known for his amazing play making skills. Most of the time putting his teammates in a stunned state screaming BEAST!
Wait he still hits the shot, okay i guess you can depend on yomps to do anything.
Yomps by aisleatlast April 27, 2020
A compound word derived from the conjunction of Youngstown, Ohio and Compton, California.
In the citaaay, the city of Yompton!
yompton by kr1st0ph3r May 14, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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