yokels 

A yokels is a rare breed of e thot and are usually found lurking in Dfoxie's stream. The sounds that come out of a yokels mouth are 5% words and 95% moans. Yokels tend to be clumsy and being oblivious to the things around her.

Wow! I just pulled a yokels!

yokels by an00nym0usss May 18, 2019

yokelish 

The yokelish is a collaboration of 4 people in a trench coat performing on their stage, better known as Tumblr. It wanders this earth disguised as a meme-loving, male shoujo lead. In reality, however, this menacing curse bullies people as a catastrophic and spectacular moss-covered sleep paralysis guardian(deluxe).

Friend 1: I told this one person my grandma died, and they just said 'good for you'
Friend 2:Yeah, they can be such a yokelish sometimes

yokelish by whisktea October 24, 2020

yokel 

A hick, redneck, etc. Commonly referred to Niko by Vlad in GTA4.

Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!

yokel by kmewzaz June 17, 2008

Yokes 

Irish slang for ecstasy tablets.

I swapped a bag of yokes for a horse in 1992!

Yokes by amusingusername December 30, 2010

yokes 

What Irish people call ecstasy pills.

Have you got any yokes Seamus? Sorry Padraig, I sold my last one to Fiachra.

yokes by anonymous February 23, 2004

yokel 

peasant, hick, hayseed

yokel by Larstait November 6, 2003

Local yokel 

Townie, local hick, hillbilly.

I hate dealing with unsophisticated local yokels.

Local yokel by Sup!!! March 19, 2010