Yoidle

is the act of sucking a male boobies from a hairy slightly overweight guy on his computer..... with lotion.
Dude Laura yoidled jimmy the other day?!?!
Holy Shit thats nasty
by AKIOPWNSDI December 13, 2009
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Yoidle my doidle

Yoidling my doidle is another way of saying masturbation

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E.g. That new brazers came out time to yoidle my doidle
by SAVSON December 09, 2023
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