yogurt man 

The yogurt man is a very sexy person made of yogurt that seduces you and brings them to their yogurt strip club to then yogurt the shit out of you ;) until you pass out and turn you into a yogurt stripper. This cult is very exclusive and the yogurt man only chooses who he believes would make the best yogurt strippers it's an honor to be one ;)

Person 1: Oh shit what happened to out bro
Person 2: bro got seduced by yogurt man and is now a yogurt stripper for life :(

yogurt man by y.o.g.u.r.t. m.a.n. May 18, 2021

man yogurt 

A man's semen or sperm

"She had a little of my man yogurt last night for her late night snack."

man yogurt by Mike Sarno October 15, 2003

Man Yogurt 

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

Man Yogurt by theredcup September 8, 2019

man-yogurt 

-men's yogurt for douche women or gay men
-semen in a yogurt container
-manly yogurt?

-Cody: Maaan that man-yogurt totally knocked me up yesterday!!

-John: You know man-yogurt makes you manly man!
-Ray: Yea man lets get some!!
-JohnYea because we are so unmanly man!
-Ray: Totally, but we cannot tell anyone, K?!
-John: Why though?
-Ray: Because it semen...
-John: Heck Yea...we could get pregnant, lets goo!!
-Ray: Yeaaa boi...all homo!!

man-yogurt by DOUCHe Lord January 25, 2011

Poor Man's Yogurt

Semen, Jizz, Sperm

Hank: Man that girl's a freak she swallowed my Poor Man's Yogurt.
Brian: Damn bro she is a freka.

Poor Man's Yogurt by margsanger May 28, 2016

Man Yoghurt 

A thick, creamy substance that is launched from a man's penis; cum.

Jeremy was furiously whipping up some man yoghurt for his girlfriend.

Man Yoghurt by Tund March 6, 2008

man yoghurt 

Sperm. Semen is an organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa.

Guy 1: Did you see Jon shoot a big load of man yoghurt on Cindy's face?!
Guy 2: Man, Cindy was so surprised!

man yoghurt by Entropia December 14, 2008