Definitions by Tund

Chinese Hand Grenade 

A silicon device filled with freshly spilt man yoghurt used to end a fight with the guys in the apartment downstairs.

'I think we're winning this one, Jeff.'
'Holy hell, get down!'
'What is it?'
'They just threw a Chinese Hand Grenade, and it landed on Mike's head!'

Chinese Hand Grenade by Tund March 6, 2008

Fish Butter 

A thick white substance that collects on your unsheathed dick during sexual intercourse; crab paste; dipping sauce; salmon tears.

'I was fucking some girl last night when I suddenly realised I couldn't see my cock for all the fish butter.'

Fish Butter by Tund March 6, 2008

Salmon Tears 

A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.

'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'

Salmon Tears by Tund March 6, 2008

Man Yoghurt 

A thick, creamy substance that is launched from a man's penis; cum.

Jeremy was furiously whipping up some man yoghurt for his girlfriend.

Man Yoghurt by Tund March 6, 2008

Fuld 

To cough unexpectedly in the middle of a sentence, often whilst choking on your own saliva.

'OK that'll be seven p- *cough*'
'You alright?'
'Yeah I just fulded... nothing to worry about.'

Fuld by Tund March 6, 2008

Chocolate Midwife

1. Shitting in one's own hand.
2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.
3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in shit and continues to wait for more, hands outstetched.

'My girlfriend decided she wanted to play the chocolate midwife.'

Chocolate Midwife by Tund March 6, 2008