A homesexual bear that steals food from typical families in a public park, only to be badgered and banged by a rapist park ranger. The catch is, Yogi expects to be caught.
Most World of Warcraft players are 'yogibears'.
by Yogibeara May 22, 2007
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A cartoon from the Cartoon Network program: Hanna Barbera. The show features Yogi. A bear who wears a green hat and a green tie. Yogi is well-known for stealing food from visitors at Jellystone Park. Apparently, Yogi doesn't seem to care about what food items he steals (from stacks of hot-dogs to bowls of ice cream). Yogi also has a short sidekick, who is also a bear, but wears a blue bowtie. His name is Boo-Boo.
Yogi and Boo-Boo go on various adventures around Jellystone Park. However, Boo-Boo warns Yogi about the consequences of having to face the park ranger whenever he gets in trouble. It is unknown about why Yogi steals food for the heck of it. He is also in a relationship with a female bear named Cindy. She does not seem to like the idea of Yogi stealing food 24/7. Meanwhile, the park ranger tries to stop Yogi from stealing food in various ways as the show goes on.
Yogi and Boo-Boo go on various adventures around Jellystone Park. However, Boo-Boo warns Yogi about the consequences of having to face the park ranger whenever he gets in trouble. It is unknown about why Yogi steals food for the heck of it. He is also in a relationship with a female bear named Cindy. She does not seem to like the idea of Yogi stealing food 24/7. Meanwhile, the park ranger tries to stop Yogi from stealing food in various ways as the show goes on.
Me: Hey. You wanna go to Jellystone Park? It's 85 degrees outside and it's sunny
Friend: Sure! Let's grab some picnic food and go! And lets not forget our tennis equipment
At the park...
Me: *Eating a PB and Jelly sandwich* Mmm! This is good!
Friend: We should come here more often. Don't you think?
Me: Hell yeah!
*Yogi Bear shows up*
Yogi: Hiya, ladies! Could you offer me some of your food?
Me: Is that a talking bear?
Friend: ?
Friend: Sure! Let's grab some picnic food and go! And lets not forget our tennis equipment
At the park...
Me: *Eating a PB and Jelly sandwich* Mmm! This is good!
Friend: We should come here more often. Don't you think?
Me: Hell yeah!
*Yogi Bear shows up*
Yogi: Hiya, ladies! Could you offer me some of your food?
Me: Is that a talking bear?
Friend: ?
by JellyBean600 June 16, 2018
Get the Yogi Bear mug.A line of drinks. Modified from the bear fight and lunchbox. Irish Car Bomb then a Jager Bomb then a Lunchbox.
Drink in a Row, don't stop.
1. Car Bomb
2. Jagerbomb
3. Lunchbox - 1/2 Pint of Light Beer - Drop in a shot of Amaretto topped with 151.
Originally named 2 Bears fighting over a lunchbox. You'll know why.
Drink in a Row, don't stop.
1. Car Bomb
2. Jagerbomb
3. Lunchbox - 1/2 Pint of Light Beer - Drop in a shot of Amaretto topped with 151.
Originally named 2 Bears fighting over a lunchbox. You'll know why.
Let's do bear fights. Fun drink, but it got to the point where we could drink them without losing your lunch.
Add the lunchbox. Call it a Yogi Bear. Perfect. Most people can't finish it, let alone keep it down.
Add the lunchbox. Call it a Yogi Bear. Perfect. Most people can't finish it, let alone keep it down.
by nworbyxob March 26, 2013
Get the Yogi Bear mug.Also a great song which is perfect for drunken occasions. Goes along the lines of this (although has many varients):
"I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo.
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo Bear.
Booboo, Booboo Bear. Booboo, Booboo Bear
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith.
Ranger, Ranger Smith. Ranger, Ranger Smith.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Smith.
Yogi likes it in the snow, Polar Bear.
Yogi likes it up side down, Koala Bear.
Yogi likes it in a car, Panda Bear.
Yogi's got a girlfriend, Suzy Bear.
Suzy likes it ‘gainst the fridge, Polar Bear.
Booboo likes it up the ass, Brown Bear.
Yogi has a 10" cock, Black Bear.
Suzy likes to shave her pubes, Grizzly Bear.
Yogi likes it with a chew, Kodak, Bear.
Suzy wears crotchless panties, Teddy Bear.
Suzy’s snatch it smells like cheese, Camembert.
Suzy she has great big tits, More than I can bear
Suzy likes to threesome, Lucky Bear.
Booboo likes it in a tree, Koala Bear.
Yogi likes lingerie, Teddy bear."
(thanks to www.welsh-nutter.co.uk/songs/yogi.html for the song)
Apparently sung to the tune of Camptown Races?
"I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo.
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo Bear.
Booboo, Booboo Bear. Booboo, Booboo Bear
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith.
Ranger, Ranger Smith. Ranger, Ranger Smith.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Smith.
Yogi likes it in the snow, Polar Bear.
Yogi likes it up side down, Koala Bear.
Yogi likes it in a car, Panda Bear.
Yogi's got a girlfriend, Suzy Bear.
Suzy likes it ‘gainst the fridge, Polar Bear.
Booboo likes it up the ass, Brown Bear.
Yogi has a 10" cock, Black Bear.
Suzy likes to shave her pubes, Grizzly Bear.
Yogi likes it with a chew, Kodak, Bear.
Suzy wears crotchless panties, Teddy Bear.
Suzy’s snatch it smells like cheese, Camembert.
Suzy she has great big tits, More than I can bear
Suzy likes to threesome, Lucky Bear.
Booboo likes it in a tree, Koala Bear.
Yogi likes lingerie, Teddy bear."
(thanks to www.welsh-nutter.co.uk/songs/yogi.html for the song)
Apparently sung to the tune of Camptown Races?
Drunken Dude: "Lets do some really loud singing"
Drunken Dude II: "What about Yogi Bear? That song rocks!
Drunken Dude II: "What about Yogi Bear? That song rocks!
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