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A brand of just another expensive hippie shoe, mostly clogs, worn by professionals, artists, and intellectuals...Similar to Birkenstocks, but generally last quite a bit longer...
He thinks he's the cat's meow in his Danskos...
by Graffilthier May 18, 2008
Get the Dansko mug.Often accompanied by the descriptive prefix "Stretchin'"...The girl who'll do everyone, anytime, anywhere...Usually wears clogs and sundress with no panties or bra...
She's always stretchin'...that GRETCHEN!
by Graffilthier May 18, 2008
Get the Gretchen mug.Usually an ugly woman, clad in curlers and a long nightgown, has long since given up on getting any real stiffies, and supplements her sexual appetites with quite an assortment of sexual tools/devices...
by Graffilthier May 18, 2008
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Get the Lesbian mug.A one piece dress with a to-the-knee or lower hemline, usually worn by clingy, slutty, chunky-looking women during the summer, often accented by clogs, flip-flops, and the absence of panties...
by Graffilthier May 19, 2008
Get the sundress mug.The act of sexual intercourse...Derived from the sound of an old-fashioned headboard "banging" against the wall as a result of the heavy push-pull motion experienced during heavy-assed penetration...
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Get the banging mug.Very similar in behavior to trailer trash...An individual with the outside appearance of successful living (i.e. McMansion or large house, Mercedes in the driveway, trappings, etc)...yet in actuality, conducts his/her life like an animal in the zoo (i.e. heavy substance abuse, extramarital affairs, scandals, slumming, etc.)
by Graffilthier May 23, 2008
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