key by the three

Three kilograms of cocaine. A key is standard slang for a kilogram of drugs, most often cocaine. By stating "by the three," one is saying that they buy cocaine 3 kilograms at a time with the intention of dealing. The following lines show this more. The statement of a Louis Nap Sack is in reference to a Louis Vuitton bag where he holds all of the cocaine or "work" to be dealt.

The other definition for key by the three is wrong, although the "when I chirp shorty chirp back" is in reference to cell phones.

Key by the three, when I chirp shorty chirp back.
Louis Nap Sack
Where I'm holding all the work at.

by Isar May 27, 2006

Nigerian Please

Nigerian Please is the same as saying nigga please. Used when a white person says something extremely corny, as a reminder of just how corny it sounds. Rarely used when someone is trying to be serious.

Person 1: "I'm Rick James, biatch!

Person 2: "Nigerian please... if you never say that again, we would all appriciate it. Now STFU."

by Isar May 15, 2006

Klux

The pointy part on some white hoodies that looks like the top of a KKK uniform, especially when new.

Dude, push your klux in. You're gonna get us shot.

by Isar November 27, 2009

Cuntrolling

Same as the word controlling. Often used when one knows that a woman would be overly sensitive to saying cunt, or just for its hillarity. One pauses after the cunt part of the word for a breif second allowing for confusion when the rest is said. Also see whoreable.

Girl: Don't you go to that strip club with the guys!

Guy: Don't be such a cuntrolling bitch. I'll do what I want.

by Isar May 19, 2006

Shlat

v. Taking a poop that is extremely liquidy. Usually comes out very fast and splatters on the butt cheeks.

n. Poop that is extremely liquidy.

Dude, I fucking shlat all over ur toilet! Can you go grab me another roll?

by Isar July 29, 2008

Marb

Short for a Marlboro Cigarette. Very common slang.

You want to smoke a marb with me?
Hell, you know I would never pass up a FREE cig.

by Isar April 09, 2006

Cowboy Killer

EXTREMELY common word used to describe a hard packed, or very harsh cigarette. Most commonly used when talking about Marlboro Reds, 100's, Camel 99's and sometimes Newports.

Hey, can I borrow a cigarette?
Yeah, heres a marb...
Woah no thanks, dont smoke the cowboy killers.

by Isar April 09, 2006