yocute

Young cute human of either sex. Xcute is the antonym, someone who is no longer young, but is cute.

All human young are yocutes, even the ones who tie themselves in knots. Xcutes help them sometimes, but usually, they want to help themselves.

by chaosmotic May 12, 2019

big youte

A tall young man from loubiere

What's up big youte

by 767poodestroyer September 12, 2018

YouText

The words that now appear on many YouTube videos in caption boxes. Many people find these caption boxes very annoying.

Man screaming at computer:

"This video would be a lot better if there wasn't all this YouText wasn't all over the screen!"

by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

Waste Youte

A really retarded person who just does the stupidest things that annoy the hell out of people.

Victor: I have a small penis and I had fun with it last night

Mark: Wow, what the hell? Who cares, waste youte

by Gh3tto Fab G33 June 17, 2009

youte

"youte" means younger person than themself

- Heya Zee! You cumin out with me tonight?

- Nahh! Bun dat you lil youte !

by Ldzzz May 27, 2008

youter

to be jumping with an erection, while your erection continuously smacks you in the face.

i was youtering and i got a black eye

by mr. kalata June 21, 2008

Youcute

Expression mostly used by male nerds in their 40s, going through their 2nd puberty. (Youngsters can be affected as well.) For some reason they live a symbiosis with their labtop, whishing something different would actually be on top of their lap...
Reasons for that symbiosis could be an unfulfilled sexual life, high sex drive, etc.
Fact is: they lose contact to real life and real sexuality, because the "web" as the "SUPERMARKET OF LOVE without love" offers sooooooo muuuuuuch!

Dude 1:
"Uuuuuuhhhh babe,

please wait,

don't go away

you should stay,

you're just the right chick

you can give me the KICK!

You must be a YOUCUTE

Let's meet on Youtube!"

Dude 2:
"Ohhhhh, my dear,

you are here,

just can't find the right word,

you know I'm a nerd.

You're no substitute,

you're such a YOUCUTE,

I wanna meet you on Youtube.

Let's fix a time,

and I'll make yooouuu miiiiine!"

by isabeltinkerbell July 28, 2012