Youcute 

Expression mostly used by male nerds in their 40s, going through their 2nd puberty. (Youngsters can be affected as well.) For some reason they live a symbiosis with their labtop, whishing something different would actually be on top of their lap...
Reasons for that symbiosis could be an unfulfilled sexual life, high sex drive, etc.
Fact is: they lose contact to real life and real sexuality, because the "web" as the "SUPERMARKET OF LOVE without love" offers sooooooo muuuuuuch!

Dude 1:
"Uuuuuuhhhh babe,

please wait,

don't go away

you should stay,

you're just the right chick

you can give me the KICK!

You must be a YOUCUTE

Let's meet on Youtube!"

Dude 2:
"Ohhhhh, my dear,

you are here,

just can't find the right word,

you know I'm a nerd.

You're no substitute,

you're such a YOUCUTE,

I wanna meet you on Youtube.

Let's fix a time,

and I'll make yooouuu miiiiine!"

Youcute by isabeltinkerbell July 28, 2012

you, you cute you

A common phrase used to show liking to someone. Invented by an Israeli satire show for a character based on the Ranana vice-mayor, Uzi Cohen.

he: I really like your ideas
you: you, you cute you

you, you cute you by Rani March 13, 2005

you cute you

a phrahse taken from a TV series called "great country"

arrange me the guy.
you cute you

you cute you by Zaphod March 23, 2005

Youputer 

The computer from youtube on which one makes youtube videos using adobe premiere pro cm.ytpyoutube pooppopularcultureinternetjoke.

www,youtube,com/watch?v=riVvS_HwfAo

Barry:"that must be the computer from youtube."
...barry boots up the youputer.

Youputer by CreateCreateYours December 26, 2009

you cute or whatever 

Your cute but you not all that.

Devin-You tryna go out?

Asia-Nah, but you cute or whatever

you cute or whatever by Hit_My_Jack124 May 19, 2018

yocute 

Young cute human of either sex. Xcute is the antonym, someone who is no longer young, but is cute.

All human young are yocutes, even the ones who tie themselves in knots. Xcutes help them sometimes, but usually, they want to help themselves.

yocute by chaosmotic May 12, 2019

you cute bro 

you cute asf no homo

you cute bro

you cute bro by anelgina February 19, 2021