Post anal intercourse, the act of slapping one's penis across a female's eyebrows hence forming a uni-brow similar to the Russian leader in the early 90's.
When Mary woke up the nextmorning, she complained about the dirty yeltsin.
A magnificent women throughout time who’s capable of anything when her heart and mind is set on it. She’s a: loyal friend,great sister,loving daughter, amazing co-worker and wifey material.
“Oh shit Yeltsie isn’t about that bullshit .”
“Look at Yeltsie with her fashionable sense.!”
“Yeltsie is such an amazing friend and sister I’m glad to know over the years. “
First Russian president.Started so called "Democracy: expirement in SFSR( later Russia) and was leading it during 1991-1999. Old man who likes to play tennis and who brought total chaos in Russia. Millions of people lost their money others few took everything. Now the criminals with political whores took everything that they ever could. Where the oils goes? Not to the russian people pockets.
Russian:Beacause of that shit face I have to pay for my education and work at night. And if i don't they will took me to the army...Then all my nightmares will come true!
Russian little boy:Mommy ,mommy why the father don't work and just drings all day long?
Mommy:Go ask Boris Yeltsin
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!