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“You know, I get it. Being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you’re worth a damn off the court— yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. I know it’s not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you’re physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but I don’t think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone."
*texting*
Nicky: hey neil, remember when riko was a bitch and you were all: ykigibraasmbrrdfyaacnahbnasiyftywadotcysrkaitayiaediattikineyftyamuaiwtdogaikypiohadcwaleonhbcbidtaoushtpuwtmoybbogysmcayuyuasiasppjstfualua
Neil: I will never understand you
when you recite the entire 'you know, i get it' speech to put assholes in their place
"why is riko crying?"
"oh, neil just ykigi'd him."
ykigi by mxnyardsfoxes September 12, 2020
verb:
when someone recites the entire 'you know, i get it' roast to put assholes in their place.
"why is riko crying?"
"neil just ykigi'd him."
ykigi by mxnyardsfoxes September 12, 2020

ykigibraasmbrrdfyaacnahbnaspiyftywadotcysrkaitayiaediattikineyftyamuaiwtdogaikypiohadcwaleonhbcbidtaoushtpuwtmoybpogysmcayuyuasiasppjstfualua 

“You know, I get it. Being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you’re worth a damn off the court— yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. I know it’s not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you’re physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but I don’t think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone.”

— Nora Sakavic, The Raven King
"I've memorised the Neil's entire Riko diss!"
"What's the Riko diss?"
"ykigibraasmbrrdfyaacnahbnaspiyftywadotcysrkaitayiaediattikineyftyamuaiwtdogaikypiohadcwaleonhbcbidtaoushtpuwtmoybpogysmcayuyuasiasppjstfualua."
Happy birthday Bella, ykigu 🖤
ykigu by omggggzee December 1, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026