yes’m 

What Rodger says to mrs Luella bates washington jonses in yes’m

As Rodger sat on his blue jeaned sitter mrs Luella bates Washington jonses asked him if he would run if turned loose and he said yes’m

yes’m by Charlie Gordon April 22, 2018

Yes’m 

The most professional way of acknowledging or obeying an order from a superior.

Boss: Can you please take out the trash?
Worker: Yes’m I sure can!

Yes’m by Smdoff345 May 6, 2022

Yes'm 

This is a short form of 'Yes ma'am'. When used to a guy, it is a slight and unnoticed insult. Very good for an annoying boss.

Your mother: "Get your ass working now!"
You: "Yes'm."

Your boss: "Get your ass working now!"
You: ( snickering ) "Yes'm."

Yes'm by Mikhail Bodeau June 29, 2004

yes'm 

A shortened version of yes ma'am, much like yessum, though it's even shorter than that. Used by them lazy folk who dang can nay type no good.

<person 1> I want you to fry the vegetables, clean the pantry, and shave your god damn balls.
<person 2> Yes'm.

yes'm by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

yes.m.s.

An affirmative response via SMS, usually a stock, one-word answer.

Alex: So, you poppin' round to mine after the game for a quick blast of GTA?
Pav: I'll Yes.m.s. you when I finish, bro.

Later...(Alex's mobile)
Pav: "Yep"

yes.m.s. by Paul Valentine May 25, 2008

Yes I’m fine 

a thing girls say when they really don’t mean it and when you don’t ask them what’s wrong 80 million time automatically thinks you don’t love them anymore

“Baby are you okay?”
“Yes I’m fine”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes bae”
“Okay”
“Are you serious right now you don’t love me,don’t talk to me”

Yes I’m fine by pewiki May 9, 2018

Yes I'm 

When you can't spell the last sentence of a fucking word

Guy 1: Wanna go to the party? You in?
Guy 2: Yes I'm!

Yes I'm by Yes i'm February 4, 2022