aden is a fat black haired cunt who sucks dicks and uses mar-ja-wanae wrong.he sticks it up his ass and eats cocaine.he wants so much help with getting bitches but his dick is so limp that nobody could erect it.(im about to rage)FUK THIS KID, HE NEEDS HELP, LICKING HIS ASS AND EATING DILDO CEREAL AND BARNIES CUMMIES, HE WAKES UP AND FUKS HIS CAT AND JERKS OFF TO LEMONADE STAND PORN.(I FUKING FORCED HIM TO SHOW ME HIS SAVED PORN) AND HE INNSISTS THAT HE WANTS TO BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS(DUH, DUH,DUH) TO CATCH THE BITCHES IS HIS REAL TEST, 50 SHADES OF GREY IS HIS CAUSE(DUH, DUH,DUH) eCH DANK WHORE TO SUCK THEIR TITS, ERECTION IS HIS LYFE,
What's up with Tim!? He's been winning like he's Charlie Sheen lately.. Did he have a quadruple espresso this morning!?
- Nah man Tim's all yerbed up on that Yerba Mate tea.. I thought maybe he just found a girlfriend or won the lottery, but no, he's all yerbed out sippin that yerba mate like a fucking god emperor
Yermey is a Dominican boy. Who is rlly cute. He takes care of his gf. Love able, caring. He doesn’t know how important he is to his gf and family. Got good sense of style. Wears Glasses. Loves Video games.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.