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One who is unreasonably irritated, or get Crazy eyed at seemingly random events. A strange and coo-coo person.
Mj: Hey man, did you see 'Paladenz' on WoW last night?

Michelle: Naw, last i heard, he went yatesy, blew up, and left.

Mj: Bummer.. we still up for the raid tonight?
yatesy by Sonofalitch February 27, 2014
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Suddenly becoming unreasonable, agitated or slightly insane.
David went a bit yatesy when his room mate ate the last of the bacon.
yatesy by Foulmood February 27, 2014
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Indicative of bad oral hygiene, missing or discoloured teeth.
That dude is totally Yatesy
Yatesy by Dafacto December 31, 2022
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Yates'd by Hazelbrit April 14, 2010
Also known as daddy ball extreme. When a baseball coach runs a team like a dictatorship. Coaches a team so his son has a place to play yet his son is the worst player on the team. Bats cleanup and plays second base and catcher over far more talented kids.

Constantly seeks fill in players to play for free so paying kids can ride the bench because he thinks he might be mad at a parent.

Typically is accompanied by a female truck driver that cooks the books and skims off the top to unsuspecting parents.
Coach Smith was removed from coaching after he was found to suffer from Yatesitis. His former team went on to win tournaments and actually enjoy baseball.

Yatesment 

The basement floor of Yates Hall at the College of William & Mary. Former residence of Jon Stewart during his time at the College.
"Yo man, living in the basement of Yates kicks ass!"

"You mean the Yatesment?"
Yatesment by Grue65 September 7, 2009

andrea yates 

Proof that you can murder your entire family of children and not suffer one ounce of consequence thanks in whole to the United States Criminal's Justice System. "Sentenced" to a mental hospital for whatever couple of years it takes before she is free again, like her children are not.

Proof also that there is no way to stop an established mentaly ill person from having more and more babies at her now divorced but "supportive" ex-husbands' demand.

America the beautiful.
Andrea Yates filled the tub with water and beginning with Paul, she systematically drowned the three youngest boys, then placed them on her bed and covered them. Mary was left floating in the tub. The last child alive was the first born, seven-year-old Noah. He asked his mother what was wrong with Mary, then turned and ran away. Andrea caught up with him and as he screamed, she dragged him and forced him into the tub next to Mary's floating body. He fought desperately, coming up for air twice, but Andrea held him down until he was dead. Leaving Noah in the tub, she brought Mary to the bed and laid her in the arms of her brothers.

Oh yeah, she's redeemable.
andrea yates by justicefornone July 27, 2006
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