Also known as daddy ball extreme. When a baseball coach runs a team like a dictatorship. Coaches a team so his son has a place to play yet his son is the worst player on the team. Bats cleanup and plays second base and catcher over far more talented kids.

Constantly seeks fill in players to play for free so paying kids can ride the bench because he thinks he might be mad at a parent.

Typically is accompanied by a female truck driver that cooks the books and skims off the top to unsuspecting parents.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods