yapparatus 

When someone asks “what are you smoking”
And you say something random back and they keep on yapping and yapping until they eventually expire their vocal cords

My friend asked what i was smoking and i said something back but he was completely engulfed in a yapparatus

yapparatus by Pluh37 August 19, 2024

Boner Hiding Apparatus 

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

Boner Hiding Apparatus by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

Apparatus

A home-made smoking utensil, (typically used thru the nostril(s)) for the inhalation of meff. (methamphetamines)

Hey Angel! Get out the new apparatus you made and lets get meffed up!!

Apparatus by MtDewGoddess November 18, 2019

fapparatus 

Apparutus used by the male to cause ejaculation. These devices must cause stimulation directly to the male genitaelia otherwise they are not defined as fapparatus which only attains pleasuring using the penis.

"My hand just ain't doing it for me so I've got some new fapparatus to help me!"

fapparatus by p2ych0 February 21, 2008

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 

A Punk, Emo, Screamo, not so much Rock, but all-in-all you could call it a Scene band that has powerful, emotional, incredible and meaningful lyrics to every one of their songs.
They have two albums;
"The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus" came out in 2004
and
"Don't Fake It" which came out in 2006.
I recommend both of them, as many other people do also.

Guardian Angel, and Face Down (The Acoustic Version for Face Down is less screamo and easier to understand the lyrics) are not only two songs that are by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus but are also very good examples of what they are about. They have strong lyrics, and really make you think about what you're listening to.
A must-listen-to Band. They are awesome.

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus by Lauren Hultman December 9, 2008

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 

The best band of the pop punk/rock/screamo genre to emerge in 2006. Amazing debut album, Don't You Fake. Inspiring, life-shaping songs that most teenagers connect with on a deep level.
Extremely talented at such a young age and definitely going far in their careers. Original sound and lyrics; high energy guitars.

Band Members include: Ronnie Winter {lead vocals}
Elias Reidy {lead guitar, backup vocals}
Duke Kitchens {guitar, piano, backup vocals}
Joey Westwood {bass, backup vocals}
Jon Wilkes {drums, backup vocals}

Them being absolutely beautiful is a well appreciated plus to the awesome music they produce.
I suggest that you do not underestimate them.

"I think there's something we can share, that's completely new. We'll be here til the end..." -The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus even said it themselves.

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus by Tess C. July 30, 2006

Redneck Apparatus 

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

Redneck Apparatus by Force434 November 9, 2008