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"give me an 8 ball of yapes!"
yapes by breezy911 May 28, 2008
Words you can keep
Jack Southard's contraction for Ye and Ape used as an offensive insult to friends
Dude................................................YAPE!
Yape by THE YAPIST August 25, 2016
Related Words
yapes Yapese Yapestine yates yipes yames Yares yabes Yapster Yanessa
An office supply that does yape things, like jumping up and down on the piano. It is better than all other office supplies, since all their songs are borigami. Messes up paper in ways only yape can do. Costs $4790 at Staples and is also sold at Office Depot, though the price is unknown. Is stronger than an anime swordsman.
Wait, we still don't know what yape *does*!

Side effects of yape use may include dizziness, vomiting, fevers, backaches, headaces, heartaches, kidney damage, liver damage, diarrhea, constipation, drowziness, fatigue, rashes, hives, irritation, inflamation, fear of clowns, change in tastes for ice cream, desire to purchase a Lamborghini, subscription to Juno Songs, Subscription to Man on the Internet, please subscribe to both channels, I swear to god, they aren't competing or anything, in fact, Alex is the one singing this song, vomiting, and heart palpitations.
Yape by AcousticJamm December 18, 2020
1.
An incredibly seductive and sexual being.
She is intelligent and caring, very loving, and a great friend.
She won't take shit from anyone and will make it clear, though she is very open-minded towards almost anything.
She adores the band Coldplay, almost more than she loves her boyfriend, but it's all good because she's his one and only and he loves her more.

2. The act of being extremely sexy.
"Dude, have you seen Yanessa?'
"Yeah bro, she's fucking gorgeous"

"Hey man what's going on?"
"Not much, my girl turned into a Yanessa last night"
"Lucky bastard!"
Yanessa by GianFreako August 12, 2009
One who is unreasonably irritated, or get Crazy eyed at seemingly random events. A strange and coo-coo person.
Mj: Hey man, did you see 'Paladenz' on WoW last night?

Michelle: Naw, last i heard, he went yatesy, blew up, and left.

Mj: Bummer.. we still up for the raid tonight?
yatesy by Sonofalitch February 27, 2014

Yabeshmoofin 

When the male farts in a females quivering clit
Granny Linda: hey young man that yabeshmoofin you gave me last night was a night to remember! You still have my legs shaking!
Yabeshmoofin by SMELLY DOORKNOB August 11, 2020
A well-respected former player and current commentator for the FGC -- namely Marvel vs. Capcom (mahvel). A real OG.

Notably, a compilation of his MvC2 commentary was uploaded to YouTube in 2007 titled "mahvel baybee!" that coined a number of phrases near and dear to the heart of anyone who loved/loves Marvel vs. Capcom.

e.g. "IT'S MAHVEL BAYBEE!" "Oh he got da mango Sentinel" "Mag-fucking-neto" "Scoops Häagen-Dazs" "Oh he's so Pringles. Where yo curleh mustache at?" etc.

The video is so well-known in the FGC that Capcom themselves made references to it in Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Crazy, right?
Yipes: "I don't mean to be cliché, but... he got dat mango Sentinel."
YipeS by inkball October 25, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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