Dude................................................YAPE!
by THE YAPIST August 25, 2016
Get the Yapemug. An office supply that does yape things, like jumping up and down on the piano. It is better than all other office supplies, since all their songs are borigami. Messes up paper in ways only yape can do. Costs $4790 at Staples and is also sold at Office Depot, though the price is unknown. Is stronger than an anime swordsman.
Wait, we still don't know what yape *does*!
Side effects of yape use may include dizziness, vomiting, fevers, backaches, headaces, heartaches, kidney damage, liver damage, diarrhea, constipation, drowziness, fatigue, rashes, hives, irritation, inflamation, fear of clowns, change in tastes for ice cream, desire to purchase a Lamborghini, subscription to Juno Songs, Subscription to Man on the Internet, please subscribe to both channels, I swear to god, they aren't competing or anything, in fact, Alex is the one singing this song, vomiting, and heart palpitations.
Side effects of yape use may include dizziness, vomiting, fevers, backaches, headaces, heartaches, kidney damage, liver damage, diarrhea, constipation, drowziness, fatigue, rashes, hives, irritation, inflamation, fear of clowns, change in tastes for ice cream, desire to purchase a Lamborghini, subscription to Juno Songs, Subscription to Man on the Internet, please subscribe to both channels, I swear to god, they aren't competing or anything, in fact, Alex is the one singing this song, vomiting, and heart palpitations.
by AcousticJamm December 18, 2020
Get the Yapemug. When a woman gets angry at a guy after he upsets her (often during sex) and she grabs his dick and/or balls and squeezes it as hard as she can in her hand like a stress ball. Sometimes pulls it too.
"Dude last night me and patty had a one night stand and I put it in her ass. I guess I shouldn't have because after I did she jerked away from me, turned around, and yaped me so hard."
by Jay_hopper May 31, 2016
Get the Yapemug. When one is yawning and another person casually decides to stick their finger in their mouth with pride, usually done to annoy, but is entertaining for the opposite person.
Person 1 - *yawns*
Person 2 - *sticks finger in person 1’s mouth*
Person 1 - oi! Don’t yape me, you little shit.
Person 2 - *sticks finger in person 1’s mouth*
Person 1 - oi! Don’t yape me, you little shit.
by Crazy twat June 05, 2018
Get the Yapemug. by YouGottaYapeIt August 17, 2010
Get the Yapemug. That person is interfering with my yape.
by MaulyMaal August 24, 2010
Get the Yapemug.