yanmus

a type of hummus made with monkey poo and yaks earwax

i want some yanmus for dinner

by emeretta October 6, 2008

Yanush

‘To Yanush’ essentially means to cum. This word was founded in Poland after a man by the name of Yanush, who has a chopper bigger than the Empire State Building. Not only is it a long cock, it’s also meaty. The amount of girth Yanush has is out of this world. If you believe the ancient myth, every girl Yanush has banged has been hospitalized and paralyzed and rumour has it, Yanush has nurses by his side when doing the dirty. Nicknamed Super-Yan, he requested the Israeli Iron dome was given to Poland as cum socks aren’t strong enough to withstand his mighty sperm.

Yanush is the semen released after a wank.
Verb:
*man has a wank*
“Ah I’m going to Yanush”

Past tense:
“How many times have you Yanushed over the past few days?”

Adjective:
“Hold on love, I’m just Yanushing”

by Astrid Yanush February 28, 2022

Yammus Domini

A slave to Swablu, originates from Latin. ‘Master of the yam’
Yam meaning stupid.

Wablus dominus est melior quam yammus domini

by J-12256 January 19, 2020

Yankus

Usually defined as the "funny man" always yankin' us at the parties. Or the man yanking somebodies chain with a funny joke.

That dude sure was a "Yankus" at that social event, he had me laughing the whole night.

by Big Old Sausage January 21, 2011

yamushu

yamushu a great creature it has a great taste in food and and is white and black with two faces

the wild yamushu came out of the bushes and screamed very loadl

by Yamu co-leader January 15, 2018

Yanushik

Yanushik is the guy that will beat you at street fighter IV, and any other game that you think you're best at. He knows how to fix your computer, and loves Pixi Sticks. If Pixi Sticks and video games were mixed together, he would be in Heaven, but for now he is on earth solving PC crime, reading about gadgets and kicking your butt at video games.

"Man, I just got owned on Melty Blood"
" Must have been that Yanushik"

by eboost February 3, 2010

the yankus

In a game of beruit when the ball hits the rim of one cup, and goes into another

the yankus gets me every fucking time

by dirtymo November 8, 2007