yahmo

white bitch, cocaine, yea, dope, ect.

You got some yahmo?

You know where I can get some yahmo?

by the_infinitesimal October 15, 2004

yammo

A yammo can have a few different definitions, depending on context. In general, it is used to refer to a person who is or is acting like an idiot, fool, moron, dimwit, simpleton, tool, lunk head, asshole, jerk, etc.

That guy almost cut me off! Fucking yammo!

I can't believe he didn't know her name was Mulva. What a yammo.

Don't be such a yammo - VOTE.

by girljme June 14, 2018

Yahboo Boostea

1. He is the patron saint of vagabonds. He appears at concerts, equipped with tubes of glue, paper bags, and Dollar Store makeup, in order to comfort those in distress.

2. A word salad title given to someone when you cannot recall their real name.

Girl: Who is this Yahboo Boostea I keep hearing about?

Boy: He is you, you are him. Praise Yahboo.

by JiggyWitchyPoo April 23, 2020

Yahoo News

A collection of pointless, poorly-written news articles meant to entertain someone suffering from extreme boredom. It is not to be thought of as news, as the writers of its articles clearly must not believe they are actually writing news stories.

I ran out of homework and I had already played five hours of mario kart so I figured i woul just peruse some yahoo news.

by Informed,kinda November 25, 2011

Yamocity

A word created by nelioGad to used to describe the level of yamheadness a lady possesses.

Shenseea’s level of yamocity is unbearable.

by K.T_trashhhhh March 25, 2020

Yahoo answers

A useful novelty created by Yahoo that was designed for those who are curious about the things in this world but are too afraid to ask. Also, this allows people to share their knowledge with the rest of the world. Unfortunately, after December 19, 2006, the day the message boards died, trolls now need a new home, so it looks like Yahoo Answers are about to be hijacked by ignorant trolls.

Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers BEFORE Dec 19, 2006:

How do I cook Korean food?
What is the best way to speak French fluently?
Who will win the Super Bowl?

Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers AFTER Dec 19, 2006:

Which website has the best gay asian porn?
Why do negro people smell like gorilla feces?
If I look at me sister and I get an erection, will I go to hell?

by ilovedepechemode April 12, 2007

Yahoo Answers

A website with a userbase comprised largely of some of the dumbest and laziest retards ever to walk the planet. Most are people who can somehow figure out how to use Y!A to post questions, but can't figure out even the most basic aspects of a search engine. Others want you to do their homework for them. Still more ask questions about policies of certain companies that could've been solved faster if they'd just gone to said website or picked up a phone. Many are largely unintelligible with spelling, punctuation, and grammar that would make an English professor weep. There are angsty teens, clueless middle-aged people, and senile old people. While some people ask specific and smart questions, the vast majority of posts are asked by people who can't even figure out how to figure something out themselves. The same applies to answers. Some are insightful and useful, but most are just idiocy.

Essentially, it's a site where retards can ask retarded questions and get answers from other retards. It's a horrifying look into what happens when technology puts evolution in reverse and allows people who would have been culled from the herd long ago to survive and procreate. If ever you want to see the abysmal, stygian depths of human stupidity, look no further than Yahoo Answers.

Idiot? That guy is Yahoo Answers-grade stupid!

by Anamegoesright here November 3, 2010