TheStupendousOne's definitions

Jackson Calendar

A calendar that completely skips over July 1st and has June 32nd instead to avoid failing No Jerk July on the first day

Maddox failed bro he had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025

Jackson Calendar

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson

That freaking gooner had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025

Meatrider

A bitchless individual who continually exaggerates or embellishes another person’s merit or accomplishment due to overwhelming loneliness.

Wow, Ash is a meatrider for Joseph Cecconi.

by TheStupendousOne October 24, 2023

Xhamster

A wholesome internet page featuring only the finest, and cutest hamster pictures.

"DUDE, I THOUGHT XHAMSTER HAD HAMSTER PICTURES!"

by TheStupendousOne June 3, 2022

Colton

Dating a girl named "Stacia," but obviously using her as a coverup so he can get away with flirting with guys "as a joke."

"Colton we know you like men ."

by TheStupendousOne June 3, 2022

Befuffled

Extremely bewildered or confused. Unable to grasp what is currently happening.

"I thought the answer was four, I'm so befuffled right now."

by TheStupendousOne June 3, 2022

Befuffled

Extremely bewildered or confused. Unable to grasp what is currently happening.

"I thought the answer was four, I'm so befuffled right now."

by TheStupendousOne June 3, 2022