Colton

Dating a girl named "Stacia," but obviously using her as a coverup so he can get away with flirting with guys "as a joke."
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Jackson Calendar

A calendar that completely skips over July 1st and has June 32nd instead to avoid failing No Jerk July on the first day
Maddox failed bro he had to use the Jackson Calendar
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Jackson Calendar

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson
That freaking gooner had to use the Jackson Calendar
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Connor

Another term for Milo-lover. Most definitely likes men. Even on days other than Tuesday.
"BRO CONNOR AND MILO JUST-"
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Befuffled

Extremely bewildered or confused. Unable to grasp what is currently happening.
"I thought the answer was four, I'm so befuffled right now."
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Xhamster

A wholesome internet page featuring only the finest, and cutest hamster pictures.
"DUDE, I THOUGHT XHAMSTER HAD HAMSTER PICTURES!"
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Ashleigh

A pretty lit friend who's always there for you in a time of need. Carries scissors around mysteriously though...
"Ashleigh just bought some new scissors."
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