Dating a girl named "Stacia," but obviously using her as a coverup so he can get away with flirting with guys "as a joke."
"Colton we know you like men ."
by TheStupendousOne June 03, 2022

A calendar that completely skips over July 1st and has June 32nd instead to avoid failing No Jerk July on the first day
by TheStupendousOne July 02, 2025

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson
by TheStupendousOne July 02, 2025

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A pretty lit friend who's always there for you in a time of need. Carries scissors around mysteriously though...
by TheStupendousOne June 03, 2022
