Xeroid

A poor bastard that works for Xerox, to distinguish them from Contractors and Consultants, which are both called Contracts.

Xerox has a fun tendency to replace their own employees with Contracts, so that all the amazing inventions and technologies in Printing, Digital Processing and Computing they develop never make any money, because the guy who invented them was tapped, i.e., laid off.

This of course removed the gonads of a formerly great company, and forces Xerox to limit their money-making activities to fixing their old leased machines when they break, or when the service rep needs to add a line or two to his status report.

Otherwise, no one has any ownership or investment in new and competitive products @ Xerox. The 'X' logo, though, has renewed ownership whenever a new CEO or president is hired to "make positive changes". This is code for "Spend Millions On Changing What The "X" Xerox Logo Looks Like.

BTW, The Xerox Building in Rochester NY sports the "eroding 'X'" logo, one of their most relevant 'X's.

I have many friends at Xerox, but only one is still a Xeroid. The rest have been laid off or retired, then came back as Contracts.

Xeroid by Catso March 10, 2009

Xeroid

A poor bastard who works for Xerox.

Dude did you hear about Jimmy? He's a Xeroid now, you can't help him.

Xeroid by Nate Piller January 28, 2008

xeroid

Derived from Xerox, a machine to copy papers. A term to describe an empty headed, mindless person. Term to describe a person in a low level of awareness. One who mindlessly follows the popular trends. One who chronically succumbs to the demands of mass media. A person who strives to fit in and follow the crowd.
phony person
empty person
cooky cutter person
people who slavishly follow trends
just another number in the line
as-if person
drone
droid

Those gray suited office guys are cubicle xeroids.

Those people with rings through their noses, tattoos, and raggedy clothes are hippie wanna-be xeroids.

Look at all the tourist xeroids.

xeroid by hypsyb August 20, 2010

Xenoid 

Someone who goes to Xenos, really really ridiculously good looking, cultist, Christian-esque

"Amy's a Xenoid"
"Makes sense, she's gorgeous"

"I used to be a Xenoid, but then I realized I was sane."

Xenoid by Friendly Neighborhood Heathen February 22, 2012

Xenoidiocy 

Xenophobic idiots doing what xenophobic idiots do best.

The people protesting the new other religion temple, church, etc like to foist their xenoidiocy on others.

Xenoidiocy by Trigger Housing Group September 12, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019