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A name.
Also is an anagram of Lol sex
"Hello Xellos"
"HI LOLSEX!"
"LOL"
xellos by NotEmo! May 6, 2007
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Meaning both 'Blessing' and 'Curse' at the same time. Sometimes it's hard to see what side of the coin is more prominent. Xelles' are usually libras, all about balance- though it can often get chaotic trying to find that balance.
You never know what side of "Xelles" you will get.

Person 1: "You're such a 'Xelles'"
Person 2: "Wait, is that a good thing or bad?"
Person 1: "Both."
Xelles by Xelles August 18, 2013
A freak of nature who resides in Finland.
Gender is unknown. Likes to make love to Yama.
Hates Skong over anything. Used to imply that the
target is lower in class.
"That dude is so Xelos"
xelos by Paavo Lehtonen July 31, 2008
A person who likes to get his balls rubbed in a microwave
Person 1. Did you see John
Person 2. John is such a XELLSWAYZ
Person 1. Yea he is soo weird
Person 2. I heard he likes getting his balls rubbed in a microwave
XELLSWAYZ by Jimmy Brox August 25, 2022
Refers to a thick headed individual. Usually gets low grades, and probably spends most of their time on things like discord... probably fortnite (Ewwww stinky) You would want to stay away from this person.
That guy is such a xello!
Xello by DefinitionAlright January 4, 2024
Someone who is never thirsty but also a lovely bloke with a stumpy cock!
Drink yo VODKA! Oh wait you are a Xeloski! You are not thirsty.
Xeloski by Joe Biden's cum sock January 13, 2024
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