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xbox one x 

An overpriced, useless piece of fucking shit trash that Microsoft is pushing because their underpowered sack of fuck failed miserably. This will, too, because it doesn't have ANY fucking video games for it.
Person 1: I think I'll buy an Xbox One X.

Person 2: Do you have Down's syndrome?
xbox one x by Xbox One X Sucks November 6, 2017
Words you can keep

xbox one x 

A gamertag made by 5 year olds.
A: Whats your namertag?
B: xbox one x!
xbox one x by xXboxOneXx June 27, 2017

Xbox One X 

a Console That Plays the Same Games as an Original Xbox One AND IT'S 300$ FUCKING MORE
Person 1: I'm Gonna Buy an Xbox One X
Person 2: What Are You Fucking Retarded? Just Buy an Xbox One Original for 160$
Xbox One X by Clymetix December 28, 2017

Ps4 vs x-box one 

Well I have had both yes they have their advantages and disadvantages I have played the same game at the same time on each console (destiny) the Ps4 makes it look a lot better has zero lag and over all is better but ps4's server goes down a lot while x-box's does not yes x-box has ONE thing the ps4 does not THAT PICE OF SHIT CALLED the Kinect it is irresponsive and demands too much space that is where this ends otherwise this will go on forever.
ps4 vs x-box one

DRAW

Xbox One 

Microsoft's latest addition to the Xbox console franchise, which has been debuted in May of 2013. The successor to the Xbox 360, the One sports more high a performance hardware, support for higher resolutions and 60 frames per second, much like (in some cases) a midrange gaming computer. With it's somewhat updated graphics unit and 8 GB of RAM, the One is a technological step up from the 360.
This console has been the center of ridicule in the gaming community for well over six months, up until it's release in November. Because there were growing concerns over DRM and restricted library issues, a majority of consumers diverted their attention to the upcoming PS4. however, after its release, the One was able to stand up on its own as a formidable gaming platform. Well over 4.2 million units around America have been installed and are being actively used by gaming enthusiasts every day. Even so, as the One has surprised a number of gamers and consumers, it still comes under fire from multiple sides; dedicated Sony fans and the other half of Microsoft; PC.
All arguments aside, the One has finally shown some potential as a decent gaming machine, and the author is curious to see what content becomes available for it as the year goes on.
Man 1: My Xbox One finally came in the other day. Loving the step up from last generation.

Man 2: That's cool. My PS4 is pretty awesome, too. Shame we don't have cross-console games yet.

Man 3: You dumbasses got consoles? Fuckin' peasants. My PC rig only cost me $600 and games better than both of your fag machines combined!

Man 1 + 2: *turn and stare in unison*

Man 1: Really?
Xbox One by Markus Nuttingham February 10, 2014

xbox one fanboy 

A person who weighs 300+ pounds, never goes outside, says they smoke weed, and claimed they sleep with your mom.
during a game online: (guy gets killed) I HATE THIS (breaks disc and goes upstairs and begs for his mom to buy another game and gets it).(the guy makes your mom joke)(the other guy likes ps4,so the guy screams at him). This is an example of a Xbox One Fanboy
xbox one fanboy by Carsun July 15, 2016

xbox one 

the best advertising campaign for the ps4 ever made.
the xbox one is a complete flop.
xbox one by jayr July 29, 2014
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