by JayR June 20, 2004

by jayr July 29, 2014

1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.
2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.
2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.
by JayR June 18, 2004

"That bitches cunt droops down to her knees and her cancer ridden tits look like swiss cheese... she should go to the doctor or kill herself or something."
by JayR August 27, 2003

by JayR June 18, 2004

Being able to twist one's man's balls and scratch one's man's ass at the same time. Also being able to stretch one's titties and stuff them in her ass.
by JayR August 27, 2003
