x off

To turn off a tab on the computer. (The x icon removes a programme)

Don't x off my programme I'm just going to the bathroom.

x off by Malffy Hernandes August 22, 2007

x offender 

person who commits a sexual offense.
also, a great blondie song.

you did your own mother.. you x offender, you!

x offender by Emily August 19, 2004

Xoffee 

Pronounced like "zoffee"

1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.

2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".

1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!

Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!

Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!

2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?

Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?

Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well, did you...

Xoffee by Matthewbe February 13, 2012

Xoffer 

-pronounced "zoffer" (as in xylophone) as opposed to ex-offer.

Shortened or slang version of "christopher". Similar to how Christmas is shortened to Xmas. Removing the "Christ" from Christopher and replacing with an "X" then converting the "ph" to double "f".

Christopher is an atheist hence prefers to be called Xoffer.

Xoffer by xoffersarnia February 3, 2010

Xoffee 

1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.

2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".

1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!

Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!

Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!

2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?

Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?

Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well. did you?

Xoffee by Matthewbe March 11, 2012