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x offender 

person who commits a sexual offense.
also, a great blondie song.
you did your own mother.. you x offender, you!
x offender by Emily August 19, 2004
Related Words
x off x offender Xoffee Xoffer X X-box X - Factor X Æ A-12 X-ing X-File
Pronounced like "zoffee"

1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.

2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!

Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!

Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!

2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?

Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?

Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well, did you...
Xoffee by Matthewbe February 13, 2012
-pronounced "zoffer" (as in xylophone) as opposed to ex-offer.

Shortened or slang version of "christopher". Similar to how Christmas is shortened to Xmas. Removing the "Christ" from Christopher and replacing with an "X" then converting the "ph" to double "f".
Christopher is an atheist hence prefers to be called Xoffer.
Xoffer by xoffersarnia February 3, 2010
1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.

2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!

Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!

Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!

2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?

Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?

Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well. did you?
Xoffee by Matthewbe March 11, 2012
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026