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x offender 

person who commits a sexual offense.
also, a great blondie song.
you did your own mother.. you x offender, you!
x offender by Emily August 19, 2004
Related Words
x off x offender Xoffee Xoffer X X-box X - Factor X Æ A-12 X-ing X-File
Pronounced like "zoffee"

1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.

2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!

Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!

Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!

2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?

Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?

Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well, did you...
Xoffee by Matthewbe February 13, 2012
-pronounced "zoffer" (as in xylophone) as opposed to ex-offer.

Shortened or slang version of "christopher". Similar to how Christmas is shortened to Xmas. Removing the "Christ" from Christopher and replacing with an "X" then converting the "ph" to double "f".
Christopher is an atheist hence prefers to be called Xoffer.
Xoffer by xoffersarnia February 3, 2010
1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.

2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!

Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!

Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!

2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?

Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?

Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well. did you?
Xoffee by Matthewbe March 11, 2012
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026