Xoffer

-pronounced "zoffer" (as in xylophone) as opposed to ex-offer.

Shortened or slang version of "christopher". Similar to how Christmas is shortened to Xmas. Removing the "Christ" from Christopher and replacing with an "X" then converting the "ph" to double "f".

Christopher is an atheist hence prefers to be called Xoffer.

by xoffersarnia February 3, 2010

Xoffee

Pronounced like "zoffee"

1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.

2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".

1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!

Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!

Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!

2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?

Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?

Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well, did you...

by Matthewbe February 13, 2012

Siam Xaffery

Siam Xaffery means a Warrior who fights all alone. A perfect gentleman. A God given intelligence, so that he can manage everything within a short time. Never compromise with unethical action.

In Arab siam means fasting and fasting keep us away from Haram.

My Name is Siam Xaffery.
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by Xaffery June 18, 2020

xoferiF

It is the backwards spelling of "Firefox"

Firefox -> |Backwards machine| -> xoferiF

by Dylan2k8 April 9, 2008

Xoffee

1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.

2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".

1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!

Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!

Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!

2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?

Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?

Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well. did you?

by Matthewbe March 11, 2012